Jean Haus' The Reality of You

SYNOPSIS

Naomi Porter was once witty, fun, and outgoing, but she has scratched outgoing off the list, along with men. She has a mediocre tech job in fabulous New York, a large smut book collection, and awesome friends, both tangible and in an online gaming community. She just doesn’t date. A future filled with cats and housedresses beats having her heart broken again.

But Naomi still likes men, even kind of stalks—mostly fantasizes about—a gorgeous one at work during lunch.

Her best friend, Kara, is determined that Naomi will be outgoing again. When Kara finds out who, as in a notorious playboy, Naomi is stalking at lunch, she plans to break Naomi of her lunchtime habit and bring her back into the real world. It’s just going to take a bit of deception.

Between all the deceiving, fangirling, and bumbling, Naomi might not be able to resist the temptation of turning her seven-month fantasy into reality. And really, so what if he’s a playboy or a demanding jerk? Her fantasies don’t include love or even like, just a bed or a couch or the back seat of a limo…

Reality might be just what she needs.

*A sexy romantic comedy intended for audiences 18+

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(COMING SOON)

~Meet Naomi Porter ~

- They each had some kind of jackass drink: dry martini, cosmopolitan, Manhattan, Caipirini, and one neat, overpriced single malt scotch. Except for me. I drank beer. American beer. From the tap, thank you very much.

-Whoa. Wow. Whoa. Between his gaze and his words, I imagined jumping on his lap and experiencing some of that.

- What was better than fried tortillas? Nothing. Well, except Doritos. But they were fried tortillas with cheese-flavored dusting.

-Could sharks jump out of the water? The ocean lay more than a hundred feet away. I wanted a shark to swallow me whole and drag me to the deep, salty depths of the sea after that ramble.

- But he is also hot, delicious, and the star of my day and night dreams.

-I didn’t cook. I constructed dips.

-I wanted to grab a toothpick and stuff it up my roommate’s nose. Two toothpicks to be precise, one for each nostril.

- Seriously, I never imagined being a tux girl, but holy hot hell, I could dry hump his suit. Preferably with him in it, but…

-You can never, ever, go wrong with bacon.

- I was going to faint. Or let out a whoop. Or tackle him. And it wasn’t just because he was removing his pants.

EXCERPT

“Keep an open mind. First impressions aren’t always correct,” she said from behind me as we strode down the hall.

“I’m not expecting Prince Charming but those three are wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am all the way. Is a little interest, a little romance, a first date with a toe-curling kiss too much to ask for?” I inquired over my shoulder.

“Maybe you need a wham-bam to get back into business. Like get it over, then move on to the romance and the toe-curling kisses.”

“Harrumph,” escaped me before we came out of the hallway and into the main bar. Three steps into the room, I stopped dead in my tracks. I became a deer in headlights when I noticed a person sitting sideways at the bar. Dark brown hair. Square jaw. Dark winged brows. Sensual lips with a rocks glass pressed to them. I gaped as he tipped the glass higher and amber liquid touched his lips.

Kara ran into my shoulder. “What the hell?” she asked, rubbing her jaw and stepping next to me. “Don’t pull this again. It’s only one more drink.”

“It’s him,” I somehow said, though still in shock. “My lunch guy.”

“Him? What are you talking—” She followed my frozen gawk. “Holy shit, Naomi! He’s the guy you watch at lunch? That’s not a bike—that’s a luxury car! Like an Aston Martin!” Kara had a thing for luxury cars. And shoes. And clothes. And purses.

I nodded as the woman next to him gave him a sultry stare. Jealousy flared within in me. Hopefully the daydream kind, but yeah, he was an Aston Martin compared to the three ten speeds waiting in the other room.

Kara smacked her forehead. “I should have known. Why didn’t my stupid ass put two and two together when you described him? You know who he is, right?”

Locked on him, my eyes turned huge. “What? No.”

“He’s—”

“Aggggg, not listening to Kara.” I covered my ears. “Don’t tell me.” Sure, I stalked him at lunch, but I didn’t want the possibility of becoming a full-time stalker. More than that, I didn’t want my lunchtime lustful fantasies ruined by reality. I was more than aware of it being a fantasy. I liked it as a fantasy.

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AUTHOR BIO

I write young adult and romance novels. I read a lot too. I even do a bit of cooking, which is actually quite good. I also golf a lot in the summer with my awesome husband and son, but I cook way, way better than I golf.

I am Represented by Jane Dystel of Dystel & Goderich Literary Management.

SOCIAL LINKS

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jean-Haus/227196784023975

Twitter - https://twitter.com/JeanHaus

Website - http://jeanhaus.com/jeanh/

Goodreads - https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5403174.Jean_Haus

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When the series begins Sydney Rye is named Joy Humbolt. She does not like people telling her what to do, so it comes as no surprise that she was just fired from her last job. When she buys Charlene Miller's dog-walking business on Manhattan's exclusive upper east side, it seems like the perfect fit: Quiet environment, minimal contact with people. But then one of her clients turns up dead, and Charlene disappears. Rumors say Charlene was having an affair with the victim--and of course, everyone assumes Joy must know where she is. Joy begins to look into the crime, first out of curiosity then out of anger when there is another murder and threats start to come her way. When police detective Mulberry is assigned to the case, Joy finds a kindred spirit--cynical and none-too-fond of the human race. As they dig deep into the secrets of Manhattan's elite, they not only get closer to the killer but also to a point of no return. One last murder sends Joy Humbolt hurtling over the edge. Her only chance of survival is to become Sydney Rye.

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Hey y’all! I’m Alicia from MHZ Book Reviews and Giveaways. As a NA Crush Tourney advocate I get the extreme pleasure of bringing you the ever hot Clark St. James from Meg’s Collett’s popular End of Days series. Now sit back and relax, but don’t ogle Clark for too long. I mean, voting is only for a limited time after all. So, without further ado, let me introduce the one, the only, Clark St. James! (and the crowd goes wild)

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Clark St. James…oh where do we begin? The most special things about Clark are on the inside, so how about we start from the outside and work our way in?

Looks

The first thing you’re going to notice about Clark is his electric PINK Mohawk and light blue eyes. He’s the rebel type who likes classic rock and Chevelles. 

 

“Clark’s jeans were the skinny, skin-tight version that looked as though they were more than a few years old and not once washed. He wore heavy worn motorcycle boots with the laces untied and duct tape holding the soles together. Dirt and grease covered his white shirt, and his pink Mohawk flopped into his eyes.” - The Hunted One (Book 1, End of Days series)

Here is a PERFECT representation of Clark…mmm. Feel free to stare for a moment. We won’t judge you for drooling. Now go vote for Clark by clicking here. We'll wait for you while you do. 

That’s right. Pink Mohawk.

In addition, Clark would rather smirk than smile. He has a stubborn look that even the angels fear. And he can rarely be seen without a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand. He likes old concert tees and leather jackets.

So now on to the best thing about Clark: his personality. 

 

Personality

Clark’s two best personality traits are his sense of humor and his loyalty. I mean, come on. He saves the Archangel Michaela and helps her, even though she is considered a traitor and is hunted like a fugitive. He puts his life on the line because he believes in her innocence. He even helps her clear her disgraced name so that she can restore order in Heaven. When she’s losing faith in herself, he’s always there to help her pick up the pieces. He isn’t intimidated by angels, and he’ll be the first to tell them like it is.

“What about the rest of the Archangels, Michaela? Do you care that they are being hunted down for something they didn’t do? Gabriel is in Hell! That can’t be fun. Of course this is your fight! You’re the only one left to fight it!” - The Hunted One (Book 1, End of Days series)

Even in the direst of situations, he’ll put a smile on your face and a laugh in the air.

“Let’s get something straight right now. That was my tongue I put in your mouth not a ring. I wasn’t proposing.” - The Lost One (Book 2, End of Days series)

But he’s more than just a smart mouth and cool hair…he also has some pretty cool special talents.

Clark happens to be part Nephilim (descendant of an angel), which means he has a bit a suppressed magic coursing through his veins. As if that wasn’t enough, in the first book of the End of Days series, he discovers an old book. When he picks it up, something…unique happens.

“Michaela watched with wide eyes as a warm glow washed over the opening page, revealing words that appeared then disappeared. Clark nearly dropped the book as the pages started to turn like a stiff wind was blowing across them. Michaela couldn’t keep up as the words raced across the flipping pages before disappearing.

But they weren’t disappearing. Clark and Michaela both realized what happened at the same moment. Clark dropped the book with a curse.

Michaela didn’t catch the book, or even watch it fall. Instead, her eyes stayed transfixed on Clark’s skin. The words had raced from the book’s pages, to Clark’s hands, up his fingers, and into the skin of his forearms. The ancient language, one Michaela immediately recognized once it was still, inked in tight, intricate twists and hieroglyphics up to his biceps, leaving behind scorched skin and drops of blood.” - The Hunted One (Book 1, End of Days)

Well, that book just so happens to be the Apocrypha. It’s a book the angels didn’t even know existed, and it contains all their most ancient secrets. And now it’s on Clark’s skin. And trust us when we tell you, he had a few choice words to say about it and we probably shouldn’t include them here.

So not only is Clark funny and good looking, but he just might help the Archangel Michaela save Heaven and Earth from rogue holy angels. And that’s pretty cool.

So to recap…

Why should you, dear reader, vote for Clark? Because not only is he sexy and funny, but he’s a good guy. Maybe he’s a little rough around the edges because he swears and drinks a lot, but his heart is the best around. He can turn you on one second then have you cracking up the next. But most importantly, he’ll always stand by your side. No one is more loyal than Clark. He can be your boyfriend and your best friend. He’ll always be there to pick you up and give you the kick in the booty to get going. He’ll tell you the truth, but he’ll put a smile on your face when he does it. There’s no one quite like Clark. And that’s why you should vote for him.

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B N Toler's The Suit ~ Cover Reveal

THE SUIT

BY B N TOLER

COMING SEPTEMBER 10, 2014

What happens when two dreams collide?

Fed up with the farm life and his one-time love of training horses, John Wilson has traded his tattered boots and jeans for power suits and cufflinks. Through hard work and determination, John has just graduated from law school and is focused on a fresh start. Refusing to let his bitter past hinder his future, John is intent on moving forward with his new life.

Except there’s one last thing he has to do—settle old debts before he can truly move on.

Unfortunately, settling debts involves him returning to a life he’s worked hard to forget. A mind-numbing summer working on a horse farm awaits him, and he’s dreading every damn minute of it.

Edie James is mourning the loss of her grandfather when John Wilson shows up in his perfectly tailored suit, reeking sexiness and city elegance—everything she’s not. Their meeting is less than pleasant as they both distastefully size up one another.

She thinks he’s arrogant and a white-collar yuppie.

He thinks she’s a simple, goody two-shoes farm girl.

Edie’s grandfather made a new will before he passed leaving stipulations in order for Edie to inherit the family farm. And as if that wasn't enough of a challenge, the suit has to work on the farm with her for three months to settle a debt he owed to her grandfather.

And he’s moving in with her.

With a rocky start, the two seemingly polar opposites call a truce and attempt to be friends. As their unexpected friendship blooms, an attraction develops and both realize their first impression of each other is far from the truth. Now this once dreaded summer is set to be the hottest and most unforgettable they've ever had.

Excerpt

          The suit clears his throat and sits back down. His demeanor seemed moderately friendly before, but now he seems like he doesn't even want to look at me. “I’d like to get down to business if that’s okay, Ms. James. We haven't got much time.” Ms. James? Has he called me that before?

                I take the seat next to him as I pick up the tasty looking croissant. The more time I spend with him, the less I like him and he already started with a disadvantage, so as unfriendly as I might be, and believe me I'm committing a Southern faux pas here, I ask, “Might you share what it is we haven't much time for, suit?”

                His gaze meets mine and he arches a questioning brow. “Suit?”

                “Yeah.” I shrug casually. Calling him suit is rude, by any fine Southerner’s standards, but I’m not in the mood to be particularly polite today. “You look like one of those guys who never takes it off. Like it’s a second skin.” I chuckle at my witty observation.

                He leans back in his seat, his gaze never leaving mine. “Well, I'd say that’s a first impression and maybe one shouldn't be so quick to judge based on a first impression. After all, your boyfriend spent most of the evening flirting with your friend at your table last night, but somehow ended up coming home with you. Wonder what kind of cute nickname I could conjure from that observation?” My mouth, full of croissant, drops open and heat washes over my face.

                That, my friends…was a low blow.

                 Okay, so I happened to open the door practically naked when the suit showed up. And Dierk happened to interrupt us in the dining room practically naked, but that kind of stuff happens all the time. Right? How could anyone assume we hooked up? I’m not that kind of girl. I’d like to tell him who I am, I’m Edie James. Sweet as apple pie and granddaughter to Bud James. Where are my fellow townsmen praising my untarnished reputation when I need them? But something tells me that wouldn't matter to him.

               

 Instead, I say lacking eloquence, “That…we didn't…it’s not…” What can I say? I'm a regular wordsmith over here.

                

“What was it you said to me before your boyfriend interrupted? Something about…people who assume?”

                Okay, he’s good.

                He’s got to be a lawyer or something. He totally just threw my words back in my face. My cheeks flame as I flounder for something clever to say. I’ve got nothing. So I roll out the best defense, “He’s not my boyfriend.” Until the words leave my mouth, it doesn’t occur to me that makes it sound like I just hooked up with some random guy.

                “Even better.” The suit snorts and starts rifling through his papers again.

                “I mean, we didn’t hook up. He’s a friend. He drove me home last night.” My worthless attempts at protecting the reputation of my virtue seem to fall on deaf ears.

               “It’s none of my business, Ms. James,” he states simply as he closes his black leather briefcase. I want to defend myself more, but he’s right. It’s not any of his business. Who cares what he thinks? I sure don’t.

                "All right, suit,” I reply snidely. If he wants to assume the worst about me, I’ll assume it about him as well. “Do tell me why you are gracing me with your presence.”

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Elisa Freilich's Silent Echo ~ Cover Reveal & Giveaway

Today we're excited to reveal the cover for Silent Echo by Elisa Freilich!

About the Book:

Rendered mute at birth, Portia Griffin has been silent for 16 years. Music is her constant companion, along with Felix, her deaf best friend who couldn't care less whether or not she can speak. If only he were as nonchalant about her new found interest in the musically gifted Max Hunter.

But Portia s silence is about to be broken with the abrupt discovery of her voice, unparalleled in its purity and the power it affords to control those around her. Able to persuade, seduce and destroy using only her voice, Portia embarks on a search for answers about who she really is, and what she is destined to do.

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About the Author:

Elisa Freilich has enjoyed a love affair with language from her earliest days. Raised in rural Monsey, New York, Elisa spent her days reading whatever crossed her path and developed a keen appreciation for the ever-present music in her home – from classical to rock. French lessons and creative writing workshops complemented her adolescence, which was also greatly enhanced by a summer spent abroad at Cambridge University. From the time she could read and write, Elisa could often be found composing poems, song lyrics and satirical newspapers.

Throughout the years, Elisa has retained her devotion to all genres of books and music and was determined to synthesize her passions into one refreshing and original platform. The result is her debut novel, SILENT ECHO: A Siren’s Tale, which will be published by Diversion Books in September 2013. With her own lyrical style, Elisa has created a world that young adults around the globe will find intensely gripping and refreshingly original. 

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